Cowboy Builders

I love a good stereotype, I love playing up to a stereotype and I love to break a stereotype.

I have to confess that looking nothing like a stereotypical property developer has its good points.  I have what I call the 'Honesty Test' with potential tradespeople, where I play dumb and see if they give me a sensible quote and explanation of the job or try to take advantage of the 'dumb blonde'.  Its also quite good fun!!

I recently came across a shining example of 'the dumb blonde won't know that we are cutting corners' by a flooring company I was using for the first time.  I had spoken to various people at the company and was quite happy with them initially as they had a fair price and good knowledge, that was until the fitters turned up.  

They arrived to screed the concrete floor in the utility, their method was to pour a tub of "self levelling" screed near the middle and leave it for the weekend.  

So when they returned on Monday morning, I explained that they would be sorting it out immediately.....the responses...."thats how it should look", followed by "our trowels can't reach the sides", "you don't really need it to go to the edges" and something along the lines of "its level enough".  

"our trowels can't reach the sides"

"its level enough" 

- perhaps this photo doesn't quite do it justice but it really did resemble a solid model of a rough sea.

Funny how saving themselves about 30 minutes and £20 cost them a lot of potential future work.  I will always try my best to buy locally, but sometimes, local businesses just don't help themselves.

I'll never know if this was because they thought they could get away with it or because they genuinely thought it was acceptable, I can't help thinking it was because the 'dumb blonde' wouldn't notice and it meant getting home earlier on a Friday.

So the morals of this story are:

I'm blonde, not stupid

Support local, but only if they deserve your support

And avoid letting anyone do work on a Friday afternoon